‘Dating Women Is Gay,’ Says America First Leader

‘Dating Women Is Gay,’ Says America First Leader During Successful Quest to Remain Lifelong Virgin

At least one leader from America First – the supremely idiotic white nationalist posse – is taking the name seriously. In fact, he puts America so far atop his list of cardinal virtues that everything else comes a distant second. Things like having a girlfriend, being taken seriously, and especially doing the sex.

Nick Fuentes, head honcho of America First and self-proclaimed incel (short for involuntarily celibate, meaning no one wants to have sex with him ever) was infuriated when he discovered his treasurer and so-called best friend had gone out and got himself a girlfriend. The bastard. Despite making a celibacy pact, his taller and better-looking colleague Jaden McNeil fiendishly scored some tang. And the fallout is causing ripples.

Fuente’s position (which does not include missionary) is so firmly set against fraternizing with double X chromosomes that he fired his former bestie before railing against him in a luscious live stream. Because with a girl in the picture, how will McNeil have time to hate-tweet about George Floyd, promote anti-gay bigotry, and compare himself favorably to Hitler?

Enraged to the point of manic glee, Fuentes dropped some white nationalist wisdom bombs during the recent video podcast: “If we’re really being honest, never having a girlfriend, never having sex with a woman, really makes you more heterosexual, because honestly, dating women is gay.” To shore up any doubts about the sensical nature of his thought process, he added, “if you want to know the truth, the only really straight, heterosexual position is to be an asexual incel.”

Sounds like the guy has it all figured out. Well, everything except for the true nature of his own sexuality.

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  1. Why is this guy worthy of being interviewed or even listened to!? This is the sort of rhetoric that is treated as if it should really be treated seriously – and further these sorts of mixed up human beings seem to be elected and otherwise have acquired positions of authority and are totally destroying – maybe – the greatest nation ever to exist!! And worse is, it isn’t even limited to the USA, but seems to have spread throughout the Western Hemisphere! Over the past centuries, when a country became an unbearable place for folks, they fled to America. There doesn’t seem to be anywhere for Americans to flee . . . we better start paying attention to who we elect and promote and go back to folks with at least Horse Sense!!!

  2. He needs to be locked in a padded room because he definitely is crazy. Dating women is not gay. People like him, AOC and the rest of the Squad are part of why this country is so screwed up along with the Democratic Party ideal. We really need to get this country back on track and get them thinking right starting with getting God back in our schools and our homes so that there is less violence and more love.

  3. Actually the very definition of NOT being gay, but up means down in the new (not improved) world.

  4. Based on this article, I’m guessing that Mr. Fuentes either does not own a dictionary, or doesn’t understand what some of the words mean.

  5. Actually he is right … that is if you’re another woman…or, in this current climate ( not talking about climate changez), if you identify as a woman. Everything seems to be crawling out of the woodwork. It would seem there are a lot of reporters looking for stories, any kind of story.

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